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dawwwwwwwwww

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

Things that come to me when trying to remember something from my notes on a test.

My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.
